do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well you can't waste a boner
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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