i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm sobbing to NWA
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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