Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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