she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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