I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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