that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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