Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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