you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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