Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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