I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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