I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
