youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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