I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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