don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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