I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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