Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I can text with my tongue
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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