when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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