Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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