oh god the rape fog is back!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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