All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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