My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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