Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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