"it" just moved
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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