you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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