Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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