At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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