She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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