I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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