16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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