After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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