she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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