i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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