I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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