Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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