You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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