I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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