I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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