Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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