Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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