you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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