You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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