I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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