Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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