More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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