they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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