So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
there is glitter all over my balls
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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