I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
ok first of all what the fuck
that is very illegal...i love you.
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