i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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