I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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