brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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