doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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